Guidophile


noun: a woman with a s-xual fetish for italian men.
woman 1: ‘did you hook up in venice or what?’

woman 2: (licks lips) ‘you know i can’t resist hot, italian, sausage.’

woman 1: ‘shut up ho!’ (giggle) ‘you are such a f-cking guidophile!’

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