Guildford
actually quite a good city. has pretty much everything you need, and it’s small enough to get to know your local chinese/chip shop guy. plenty of things to do, and fun things too (gasp what a surprise). don’t believe what the other guy said about it, i’ve gotten far enough to afford broadband and a decent computer. and send my kids to private school. his definition is here guilford. really, you can’t slag a place off if you can’t spell it properly!
you wanna hit the clubs in guildford?
ahh, i went to the guildford spectrum the other day. was good.
you know, guildford is actually a city.
zomg, that other guy spelt guildford wrong.
the english, and better way of spelling “guilford”. for some reason just because it has a silent d in it, the american’s felt the need to take it out when they named that town near north carolina… anyway…
guildford is a city near woking, in england… people say guildford is better, but woking is now catching up.
guildford has an impressive cathedral amongst other things, such as a good ice hockey team (or so they say), a fairly good college and just generally good shopping facilities.
it is also a good place to go “emo” spotting… at weekends, you will often find gangs of these so-called emos hanging around at certain places throughout the city. it is a wonderful place to waste time and is often a treat for the eyes! if you’re into that sort of thing.
vanessa: let’s go to guildford and have a gander at the delectable emo boys…
me: ooh, okay!
lovely town (yes it’s a town not a city, like number 1 suggests, tw-t.) with lots of ladies with lovely t-tties.
man 1: hey man, where are you from?
man 2: hey there, i’m from guildford.
man 1: oh i hear it’s not actually a city but a town with loads of fit chicks with lovely t-tties?’
man 2: ‘true’
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