guilt cake
a special cake that is presented only after you have forgotten about someone’s birthday; the intention is to make you feel guilty for forgetting
i forgot my dad’s birthday and 3 months later, my step-mom brought out a guilt cake cake for him as a surprise. i sat there uncomfortably… thinking, “what a nice surprise… now i can feel really guilty about forgetting my dad’s birthday”
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