guilt-free faff


to faff without any pressing obligations.

nb there is disagreement as to whether the guilt-free faff is possible on the basis that faffing can only be done when there is something more important or pressing to do.
i have finally finished my -ssignment and can have a guilt-free faff about on the internet.

it was raining outside and his meeting was cancelled so doug decided to rub one out in front of the tv and generally have a guilt-free faff around the house.

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