guilt miles
guilt miles are the points collected from a guilt trip. unlike air miles, these ‘points’ are collected from people, typically those that find the truth to be too painful and try to make you feel bad/guilty about what you said.
jackie: -cries- i’ve been working really hard at work lately, and you know the whole thing with my mom dying has been really stressful. and it’s almost my birthday and i feel so old…
ryan: whatever. you’re 23 in 5 months, your mom died 8 years ago and you make sand castles with kids at work. 400 points.
jackie: huh?
ryan: guilt miles you crazy b-tch. i could fly the world by now from the points you dish out daily.
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