Guiltimate


the act of pressing someone verbally by means of guilt and intmidation. very popular with fathers
timmy was caught kicking the neighbors dog and the angry neighbors brought timmy to his father who firmly asked him while clenching his teeth, fist and staring with seething rage in his eyes:

“we wont be doing any cruel things like this ever ever again now will we son?”

timmy saw one of his father’s hand on his belt and the other a clenched fist. timmy looked back at the neighbors and nodded nervously. timmy’s father used the ability to guiltimate with expertise

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