guiness book of records
the most commonly stolen book from public libraries.
also a widely renown source of the biggest, most expensive and most weird things on the planet. a throughouhly interesting read.
person 1: “hey man, check out what i just scored from the library!”
person 2: “dude, it’s just the guiness book of records. save yourself the late fees and go buy it for $10”
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