Guitar Hero claw
a medical ailment that is a result of playing the rock guitar simulator game for hours on end. it most often leaves the left hand cramped in the shape it took to press the coloured b-ttons, which resembles an odd claw, with the lightning speed and precision needed to beat friends in a ‘pro face off’ or complete career mode on hard. it is often accompanied by guitar hero tripping.
this is a small price to play for victory over friends and family.
‘flip marc, we’ve just beat the co-op mode of guitar hero 3, now we have opened strokes- reptilia & beastie boys: sabotage- that’s wizard!’
‘yes but it is 4 hours of our lives we will never get back and i do have nasty case of guitar hero claw.’
‘true…and the carpet has started to move too…that’s not normal!’
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