Guitar Rift


what absolute utter ignorant pr-cks call a guitar riff. the singular most irritating thing that can ever be said to another human being who knows the correct way to say it is “riff”.
sam- i love that guitar rift from led zeppelin’s heartbreaker.
chaz- i hope you die a lonely, slow, painful death.

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