Guitarbage
any and all douchebaggery -ssociated with the use of a guitar, including, but not limited to, (a) whipping one out at a party, (b) playing an overwrought, attention-seeking guitar solo for no reason other than you feel like dominating the stage and are a hopeless f-cking douchebag (see: hair metal), owning a flying v – especially for reasons of irony. especially then.
“yeah, i made it out to see that metallica cover band. 5 minute impromptu guitar solo at the end of one. buncha f-ckin’ guitarbage, you ask me.”
“what is he doing, playing ‘major tom’ in the living room? total guitarbage. its funny, i guess, but what a douchebag.”
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