Gulfing
the act of taking your gulf out to perform “extracurricular activities.” usually done in conjuction with having an observer to cover your 6.
hey timmy, i’m headed to the office to do some gulfing. if the boss asks where i’m at, i’m in the sh-tter! just make sure you sniff my fingers after i get back…nootch!
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