GUM Clinic

genitourinary medicine (gum) clinic

the place you visit when you realise you should have worn a condom, or just realised that dogs are for life not for f-cking.

also a good place to gather contestants for the jeremy kyle show.

for example
bill cosby: hey leonard, you should get down the gum clinic

leonard nimoy: hey f-ck you bill, why should i do that?

bill cosby: last night when you were p-ssed you f-cked shatner bareback

leonard nimoy: oh ffs, again?

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