gum-dog trillionaire


related to, but not the same as gum-dog millionaire, or gum-dog billionaire.

gum-dog trillionaire is some next sh-t.

neither noun, n’or adjective, gum-dog trillionaire is a form of slang originating from the depths of the oakville sub-urbs. more specifically, it refers to a s-xual act, typically involving just two individuals, one more pr-ne to being quite old in age.

to ‘go gum-dog trillionaire’, in essence, means to removes one’s fake teeth, and go full-buck in a deep throat gaggle fest upon another male’s apendage. slob, bob, n’ gob; the fully monty, the whole 9 yards – you name it – can occur here, so long as the main requirement is always met: no teeth.
guy 1: yo man you wont believe what happened to me last night.

guy 2: whoh hoppun?

guy 1: i met the hottest chick at the bar, and i took her home for some techno and b-tt s-x, next thing i knew she was walkin into the room with a gl-ss of water in her hand.. and then she did it…i couldn’t believe it.

guy 2: whawh?

guy 1: she pulled her teeth out and put them in the f-ckin jar!! i went limp immediately..

guy 2: oh mahn dah suhhk

guy 1: yeah but then she gave me the best bl-w j-b ever.. total gum-dog trillionaire..

guy 2: ??

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