gumdrops and unicorns
elusive fantasies. things that one wants but can’t quite attain. often things of a darker nature (s-x, drugs, rock & roll, etc.). an unlikely occurrence that would greatly please the recipient.
for example, in reference to the probability of geek # 1’s fantasy of all the cheerleaders showing up at his door naked with a keg of bud light right now; “it’s all just gumdrops and unicorns, man.”
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