gumf
a whole lotta cr-p no-one wants to deal with, learn or say.
thank god thats the last time i need to say all that gumf!
youre all gumf and no action.
an acronym for the phrase, goofy ugly mother f-cker. the word is used when it would be innapropriate to say, “goofy, ugly, mother f-cker” aloud.
dave: “oh my god, look at that gumf over there!”
chris:”sh-t’s hurtin’ my eyes! lets get out of here!”
obscence or without meaning; sometimes means an undefined swearword, making it possible to swear like h-ll at people who have no idea what the gumf you’re saying. i’m not gonna put an example here because i already have ya lazy gumf.
there! i did it again! twice now! d-mn -ss gumf!
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