Gummy Bare
receiving f-ll-t– from an elderly woman with dentures removed thereby receiving full d-ck on gums contact resulting in the bl-w j-b feeling as if it were coming from a gummy bear.
1. “did you hear about tommy?”
2. “he took my grandmother home from the bar last nite and received a gummy bare.”
1. “tommy is an elderly invalid who has to give gummy bares to pay for cable.”
2. “he loves his jamie kennedy experiment!”
1. “did you see how many old ladies joey had in his truck on the way home from soaring eagle?”
2. “yea tommy, i’m pretty sure he just brought home a bag full of gummy bares!”
-also sean mason
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