gummy sexual
a person who is s-xually atracted to gummy bears or other such sweets. this could be cl-ssified as a fetish. however they are not just attracted to them they insist on having s-x with these small defenseless creatures.
also spelled gummis-xual, gummys-xual, and gummi s-xual.
person 1: did you hear bob is a gummy s-xual?
person 2: yeah isn’t it gross?
bob: who’s up for a gumm-orgy.
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