Gun Packet


the s-xual position involving the -n-l doggystyle position while the recipient has explosive diahhrea. in theory, once the giver pulls out, the receiver’s -ss would give way causing m-ssive amounts of sticky sewer chili to explode all over the place.
rod: hey how was your date with josie?

todd: it was awesome, first we got dinner at taco bell, then we went to her apartment. luckily her mom wasn’t home, so we f-cked on her mom’s bed. it was pretty messy afterwards.

rod: eeeww, she was on the rag?

todd: no, she had diahhrea from the taco bell we ate. it flared up while she was letting me give her -n-l.

rod: haha yall did the gun packet?

todd: yeah. there was sh-t all over her moms bed when i left, so i don’t think i’m allowed over there anymore!

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