gunk

some random sh-t you’d find on the bottom of your shoe or on the bottom of a desk at school.
“what the f-ck, get this gunk off my shoe…”
(n)any unidentified and undesirable substance, often crusted onto something you’d otherwise like to wear or sit on. often found on second (or third or fourth) hand couches or thrift store finds.

(v)when someone screws something up, often in a half–ssed manner.
hey, man, i like your new jean-jacket, but what’s that gunk on the sleeve?

when i p-ssed out on my friend’s couch after the party, i woke up to find my drool had coagulated with some gunk on the cushion.

todd was supposed to mail the rent, but he gunked it, now we have a late fee. way, to go, todd!

a load of sperm that flies out of your d-ck
my gunk landed in her hair.
a mix of liquids and solids, much like you find on car engines and there abouts
p-ss me the screw driver so i can poke out this gunk
gunk is a contrived word made by d-ck wad us teenagers who have never seen or heard goth music in their entire “sad misunderstood” lives.
goth is short for gothic punk, always was, way back in the late 70’s early 80’s, here in the land of all your better musical tastes, the uk.

go listen to bauhaus, the sisters of mercy or siouxsie & the banshees or even the d-mned. goths!

“oo! i am gunk” that you may be, but you aint a goth!
the lower abdomem on a large man. below the gut, above the junk.
fat tony hated lifting his gunk, but it was the only way the doctor could check him for a hernia.
a guy funk. used to describe a guy acting like a freak or a funk.
that gunk dumped me.
he’s a total gunk.
that gunk is h-tting on me.