gunkus


the combination of beer, cigarettes and hate sweat that gets all over your shoes while in a bar.
i can’t believe i got this gunkus all over my shoes last night!” “while at the bar, steve slipped in some gunkus and got it all over his pants.
a term used to anoy friends or family. used repetedly and with rhyming words for maximum effect.
h-llo gunkus. gunkley crunkley. gunkus. nice new hair cut. crunkle. gunkus. etc.

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