gunnalingus
the act of providing s-xual stimulation orally to a female by spelling out the alphabet in comic sans with one’s tongue.
online celebrity andrew gunnarolla helped bring a voice to the m-sses of comic sans haters with his song “comic sans” viewable on youtube.
i thought i would try to surprise her with gunnalingus, but she kicked me out before i got to the letter e.
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