Gunnison

a small mountain town in the western slopes of colorado that is covered in snow 7 months of the year, and 70 degrees and sunny the rest of the year. it’s neighboring town is crested b-tte (famous for hosting the x-games once, and being the home of heidi montag, the b-tch from the hills).
the population is somewhere around 6000, not including the college, western state. gunnison also has what the locals claim is the world’s smallest wal-mart, with no food, except a candy aisle, milk, and soda. sometimes you might spot tony hawk, or other celebrities that have million dollar houses they stay in once a year.
the population is 99% white, the other 1% is a native american tribe from mexico called the cora, who don’t like white people at all and have nothing to do with them. this has caused them to “keep it in the family”. inbreeding has caused them to have very round, alien-like faces, and they are even shorter than the average mexican.
there’s a ton of weed here, and it’s practically free. anytime you are near the high school or the college, just whisper “weed” into the wind. 45 people will grin at you, one will eventually come up to you and ask if you wanna be smoked down. these are all middle to upper middle cl-ss white kids, who have never seen violence in their lives, so they aren’t going to kidnap or rape you. they will invite you to their car, you’ll hotbox the motherf-cker, and they won’t even ask you to put in on it. no need to worry about cops, their kids smoke too.
steve: man, i love living in the gunnison valley. the bud is dank, and the mountains are beautiful. aren’t you glad you live here instead of still living in texas?

alan: i don’t know dude… don’t you sometimes wish you lived in a somewhat normal place? where there was diversity, and more to the culture than rich trust fund babies that think they’re hippies?

steve:-face of deep though-……nah…f-ck it. who needs that sh-t when you have unlimited weed, slopes to hit every weekend, and…what else do we have here?

alan: that about sums it up…but d-mn you weren’t lying when you said this sh-t was the chronic! -cough-cough-smile-cough-

so go visit the slopes today, n-gg-! (unless you really are a n-gg-….you will probably feel uncomfortable around these crazy f-cking white people).
an extremely annoying person who has a freakish flip in their hair, or someone who has hot cousins he never knew about
you are such a gunnison!!
a small hick town located next to the greatest place in the world (crested b-tte). the people of gunnison often times pity themselves for being ugly and not being very attractive. gunnison girls even made b-mper stickers saying “i’d rather be ugly in gunnison than pretty in crested b-tte”. daily activities of gunnison children and adults include feeding goats, hanging out in walmart parking lots parking lot and fingering dogs.
like omg those cb b-tches are just so pretty, but i’d rather be ugly in gunnison because i don’t want to be rich