Gunny Granny Rock
a country dance done by beatrice middleton. most notably done to ‘hillbilly rock’ by marty stuart. its a fun dance and is also a wonderful pre-game warm up exercise. its also used as a celebration dance when beatrice’s teams win. so if you want some fun that keeps ticking like a clock, do a crazy thing called the gunny granny rock!
beatrice: hey kids, you want to learn the gunny granny rock? its fun!
diego: sure! but what’s a gunny granny rock?
wilson: yeah, what you talkin’ about coach beatrice?
beatrice: here, let me show you. (she turns on ‘hillbilly rock’) you just imitate the movements of the song. its easy. (she starts dancing with them)
diego: you’re right, this is fun! i love it.
beatrice: i knew you would. this is crazy. its the gunny granny rock beating with the drum. its as quick as shooting from a gun. you’ll love it.
diego and wilson: nice! crazy as a clock, we love it when you do the gunny granny rock. cause after all a gunny granny’s gotta do what a gunny granny’s gotta do!
beatrice: right on! (she high fives wilson and diego)
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