Gunt

bulging area found on large older women between the waist and the genital area. not quite a gut, not quite a c-nt… the gunt.
my sixth grade teacher had a gut like a freakin’ innertube!
1). noun.
a protruding sack of fat which extends from the lower abdomen to the upper genital area (gut+c-nt=gunt).

2). proper noun.
also refers to a clique of chainsmoking, alcoholic female enginerds found roaming the bars of the university of illinois.
1). “wow, if she doesn’t shut her yap i’m going to punch her in the gunt.”

2). “quick, hide your food & beer! here come the gunts. they’re on the prowl tonight!”
this is a combo of gut and c-nt. the gunt is the huge layer of belly fat that hangs over the waist on morbidly obese women and covers the v-g-n-. if for some reason, someone would actually want to have s-x with this woman, the gunt must be lifted up out of the way to expose the genitals.
hey tommy, i want to bag that fat woman at the bar….well, i’ll be your wingman, i’ll be there with the jaws of life to move her gunt out of the way so you can work it.
the term gunt does in fact come from the words gut and c-nt. however a true gunt must stick out further then the waist line of the said gunt owner.
did you see the gunt on that one? it looked like she is packing a kangaroo.
(noun) the bulge created by lower abdominal fat ballooning out below the tightened waistband of a fat lady’s pants, below the gut and just above the see-you-next-tuesday.
“oh. my. g-d. that’s one huge gunt she’s got on her!”
noun.- a combination of a gut and a c-nt. a gunt manifests itself as a fat outcropping of flesh at the base of the lower torso (below the belly b-tton but above the crotch).

in extreme cases the size of the gunt may make location of the genitals difficult to impossible.

for some reason individuals possessing a fat gunt often feel the need to excentuate their ‘-ssets’ by wearing tight leggings or tube tops.
jo: “…walking back to her husband across the beach, her gunt flapping in the wind..”
everyone: “bwaahahaha…. gunt!!”
that nasty fat belly that hangs over the goods

also know as p-ssy pouch
” she tried to knock over my desk with her m-ssive gunt.”

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