gurd
the word “gurd” is an acronym meaning “gay until release date.” it is used to describe male men who are in prison/jail and perform h-m-s-xual acts to fulfill their s-xual needs until they are realeased, where then they return to their heteros-xual lifestyle of being with only women to fulfill these desires. these men insist they are not gay but only partic-p-te in such activities until they get out, where they go back to being straight.
friend: “so when you were locked up the last 5 years…what did you do with all that time….and how did you get off?!? there werent any women other than manly women security guards and visits from your girlfriend once a month…even then thats not enough…”
former prisoner: “jail is all about time – a lot of it – and finding ways to use it and make it go by quicker. sometimes i read, lifted weights, played basketball…and to get off, i was a gurd.”
friend: “….a gurd??”
former prisoner: “yeah…a gurd. ‘gay until release date.’ i was pretty much gay until i got out…with no women around, i had no choice. now that im out, im straight again.”
gurd to be good at something…having desirable or positive qualities especially those suitable for a thing specified
“wow danny is gurd at football” “gurd news from the hospital”; “a gurd report card”
usually used to describe something that is large, big, or huge
“wow, he has a gurd upper body”
“what a gurd piece of cake kerri has”
“let’s go for a gurd feed”
n. a greasy t-rd
a really stinky, greasy p–p that most-likely will leave streaks in one’s drawls.
originates in denver, colorado
oh wow, just laid one heck of a gurd.
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