Gurdaman
a person who sits at their computer all day masturbating and smelling their own farts, a gurdaman also watches gay sh-t like keeping up with the kardashians. can also be used to describe real bad gas after ten pizzas.
guy 1: “oh man, that food is fighting it’s way out”
guy 2: “ah dude, you just pulled a gurdaman!!!”
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