gurgle burger
occurs when a woman experiences v-g-n-l flatulence post-coitus. the expenditure of air causes the deposited s-m-n to bubble and make a sound akin to that of the last remnants of water in the bath tub being drained.
though uncommon, it has been reported that s-m-nal projectiles can be discharged from the v-g-n- accompanying flatulence, this is considered to be of no physical harm to the depositee, but can be aesthetically displeasing as it is considered unseemly by most pract-tioners.
although not considered to be a mainstream s-xual practice, ‘gurgling’ (as it is known by aficionados) is experiencing somewhat of a renaissance in certain european aristocratic circles of late.
rob: man, you should have seen what happened to me last night.
doogie: what?
rob: this chick queefed after i’d finished slogging her out and she blew a gurgle burger all over me.
doogie: lovely.
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