Gurgling Monk
a scr-ppy little savage skater, usually riding a wood with a d-ckfish on it.
also likes to play halo and feltch mountain dew.
“bro, gurgling monk’s got that trick down!”
“kinda like when he feltched mountain dew out of that s-xy b-tches -ss.”
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