Guri Shkodra


a short guy with a big heart. usually used for the type of guy who ends up being the best guy friend.
jane: aww, it’s so nice of you to drive me home!
johnny: it’s no big. i wouldn’t let any girl go home alone at this late hour.
jane: you’re such a guri shkodra!

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