Gurkha- His Majesty’s Reserve
branded the most expensive cigar on the market, his majesty’s reserve, made by gurkha, is the most premium cigar one can buy. the price for one of these is $750 per cigar or $14,999.95 for a box of twenty, though i have been told from many sources that you can only buy a limit of 3 per order because gurkha only makes 100 boxes per year.
cigar aficionado #1: hey man what are you smokin?
cigar aficionado #2: a gurkha- his majesty’s reserve.
cigar aficionado #1: d-mn! that most have cost a lot!
cigar aficionado #2: you bet your -ss it did! worth every penny!
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