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  can be used as a noun, adjective or verb. a huge goon or someone with a distinct and inherent dorky personality. synonymous with awkward and purple platypus. not to be confused with the rapper papoose. a grade a goober. did you see that guy wearing a plaid jumpsuit? what a freaking payepus.

• shit palace

  a place that is an utter sh-t hole, dump, pig sty, messy disaster area. usually occupied by a single strait guy. but for some reason they think its supper neat and ok to invite chicks over. ryans place is a total sh-t palace.

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