gurmeet
1.sikh meaning of “g-d’s friend”
2.a person who always laughs or smiles:d
my name is gurmeet, gurmz or gurmu for short.
very charming and s-xy, but a big time hater. never returns your phone calls or emails cause he’s just too busy with work!
you haven’t called me lately, you’re turning into a gurmeet!
indian origin, meaning: friend of the guru (one who is regarded as having great knowledge); therefore, it can only be -ssumed that gurmeet has many connections that are deep rooted. he is an intelligent, handsome, and betimes mysterious man with a silken tongue.
crossing him may result in your immediate disappearance, exclusion of your picture on the back of a milk carton; a picture he likely took himself.
brownies may be your only salvation from his wrath.
“i didn’t tell gurmeet that i drank his last soda at work and when i woke up in the morning, i was naked & alone in the arazona desert!”
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