gurnick


to coat the floor, walls, and sometimes ceiling of a room with urine. can be done either intentionally or unintentionally. noun form of gurnicking.
ex. 1:

man 1: why does it smell like dried p-ss in here?
man 2: mike came in and decided to gurnick the bathroom last night.
ex. 2:

man 1: they really should put a light in the bathroom in this bus.
man 2: don’t tell me you gurnicked it.
man 1: well, i can’t tell for sure, there wasn’t a light!
man 2: you little sh-t!
to p-ss on a bathroom floor and/or wall; verb form of the word “gurnicking”
bro 1: dude, i’m sorry but i…
bro 2: you gurnicked didn’t you?
bro 1: sorry bro…

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