gurning chimp
george bush
yes, you know he is
parted v-g-n- lips
1.”oh my god,you could lose your head in that gurning chimp”
2.”dont put your fingers too close to the gurning chimp,it bites”
v-g-n- that looks like my grandad, minus his false teeth
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