Gurning like a hippo
a rare facial expression pulled by those on the brink of falling in love, usually whilst they think no one else is watching. for example when working at a computer or watching tv.
often accompanied by total inability to concentrate and the making of uncharacteristic mistakes – see gurple
no don’t ask him, he went out with that girl again last night and now he’s gurning like a hippo. he’s not gonna get anything done today…
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