gurt

the act of oral s-x
and when you gurt me i always start laughing a little
you do it so good you make tha sh-t tickle-“miss me kiss me lick me”-cold flamez
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to -j-c-l-t- on a turtle
after finishing his walk in the park, brent decided he could use a nice gurt.
great, very large. used:devon and part of cornwall (england)
1. gurtun a large one
2. gurtbegoil a great big hole
often used as an adverb.
originating from the english west country, including the city of bristol.
originally meaning “great” as in “great big” or “gurt big”, but now is also used in place of “really”, “well”, “very” and “exceptionally”.

eg.
“gurt lush”
“gurt smart”
these can also be abreviated to simply “gurt”
“would you look at that donkey, ee’s got a gurt bigun!”

“tracey’s gurt!”

“that bendy-bus is gurt lush!”
to -j-c-l-t-
“i’m a go tug gurt”

“gurt tuggin time”
1) to -j-c-l-t-

(not necessarily but usually done and said in a manner involving a situation when: s-m-n is released in large quant-ties, released internally, while relieving immense stress (s-xual tension), in a single load. so basically to discharge sperm very aggressively inside of your partner’s v-g-n-l region or any other orifice that can be penetrated and or injected with s-m-n “a big cream pie”.)

2) a slang for s-m-n, brought about by the fact that s-m-n seems to some what resemble plain yogurt (gurt if shortened) when spilled on certain surfaces, and or when leaking from a woman v-g-n- or any person’s skin after s-xual intercourse.
1) (guy having s-x with girlfriend) “d-mn it! it’s too much for me to handle even pulling out. i’m gonna gurt!”

2) (random dude) “sorry i didn’t mean to shoot gurt all over your sheets.”
the act of running or starting to run
when lucas sees a black man he gurts toward him