gurter
a: gurter is a girl who goes down and sucks you off. she goes on your d-ck and goes gurt gurt gurt!
b: derogatory term for someone who you don’t like, used when you don’t want them to know what you mean.
i learned this from a big drunk black guy at a party. actually, i was trippin but he looked black.
a:
chris: hey, how was charlene last night?
rob: she was a gurter, it was amazing!
b:
guy at party: you are such a gurter!
other guy: what?
first guy: haha!
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