guru effect
when you have a technical problem you can’t fix, but when you try to demonstrate it to an expert, it magically goes away, leaving you looking dumb.
“my pc was bluescreening all day, whenever i moved my mouse, but when i tried to show the it guy what was happening, it worked fine and it hasn’t happened again. total guru effect.”
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