gusher
female who actually squirts when having an -rg-sm.
she’s so hot! what a gusher!
delicious fruit-snacks with fruit-juice centers. shaped like hexagons and distributed by general mills.
oh man, i got strawberry splash gushers today in my lunch!
a woman who forcefully -j-c-l-t-s during -rg-sm.
“the first time i had s-x with my girlfriend i found out that she was a gusher. it was love at first gush.”
“my girlfriend is such a gusher that she left a huge stain on the couch cushion.”
a woman who has a very forceful -j-c-l-t–n when she comes.
“do your friends call you the ‘gushenator’?”
the most amazing fruit snack ever created. it is both incredibly tasty and fun to eat because there is goo inside that gushes out when you eat them. presently, the gush inside is blue which then turns your mouth blue, and who doesn’t love it when their tongue changes colors? it most commonly comes in three delicious flavors: strawberry, watermelon, and tropical (which is the best).
if i had to eat one thing for the rest of my life…no contest: gushers!
1. to have something very awesome occur in your life, akin to finding gushers in the snack food aisle, also to be used a a form of congratulations.
2. a putdown to a rude or otherwise unsightly person
1.guy 1: “dude, i made dean’s list”
guy 2: “gushers, n-gg-!”
2. get the h-ll outta my bar with your gusher lookin -ss!
a heaven sent candy in a paper pouch. following the eating of a gusher, one will realize life’s true potential within the gusher’s gooey euphoria.
no one has found or will find a comparable replacement for such goodness.
steve: oh man, i sure do love gushers! i’m gonna eat one!
-eat-
yahweh: welcome, my son.
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