gut shot leopard
gut shot leopard is a term for “an awful mess.” if my dad ever saw some of my horrible wiring jobs as a youngster, or some terrible looking food he was the first to exclaim it looked like a gut shot leopard.
“holy christ boy what did you do here? this b-st-rd looks like a gut shot leopard.”
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