Guten Tag meine Schlampe
a formal and overall polite way to greet a woman (or a group of woman by adding an ‘n’ to the end of schlampe) in german. literally means ‘good day my lady.’
ex.1
jonny is walking to school. he sees a romantic interest talking to a group of her friends, and wants to gain her attention. as he walks past, he shouts, “guten tag meine schlampen!”
ex.2
robert is looking to get a raise from his boss. hoping to impress his superior, he greets his female boss by saying “guten tag meine schlampe!”
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