Gutowski
incredible eating machine. keep hands away from its mouth as a safety precaution. rare species that when vomiting sounds like a cross between a wookie and a bird. though it is rare it can often be found feasting at the greasy panda.
please keep all hands feet and objects away from the gutowski while it is feeding.
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