guy berryman


the s-xiest man on earth
coldplay’s b-ssist
the world best b-ssist
my husband
friend: whoa! who’s that s-xiest guy on earth
me: my husband: guy berryman
the finest man alive and b-ssist for the best band in the world! yay! go guy!
him -points-
the s-xiest man alive. the best b-ssist in the world. intelligent, handsome, excellent musician. guy is the perfect man. he’s got it all.
no one like him

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