Guy Diving
an act of revenge in which a man thoroughly covers himself in lube, he then dives at the intended target. whichever hole he lands in is the hole he has intercourse with. any hole is fair game.
if you don’t come out tonight i’m totally going to go guy diving on you in your sleep.
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