Guy Season
the time in which girls are most likely to be attacked by guys who have no intention of a real relationship with them.
oh god, it’s guy season again.
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- Gyon
je-on jin (n.) a native-american insult meaning idiot, moron, fool, jerk, etc. best used when replacing it with a word in a phrase. you’re being such a gyon. forget those gyons. okay, qui gon gyon.
- half past five
5:30 or the only time the artist “the weekend”will call you on his song “the hills” i only call you when it’s half past five the only time that i’ll be by your side i only love it when you touch me, not feel me
- Hat Racking
when you use your hat to cover a b-n-r, giving the appearance of a hat rack when your b-n-r grows with the hat on it. hat racking saved jerry from revealing he actually did have a thing for latex.
- Hipster Premium
the stupidly ridiculous price you pay on top of the regular retail product or service price when in a hipster store. “wow. i really feel the sting of the hipster premium when i get my beard trimmed in a barber shop that looks like it’s straight from the victorian era.”
- holy flatulony
the ultimate display of trust and desire between individuals, it is when two people take turns inhaling farts dirctly from each others -n-ses. the inhaler should press their lips directly to the -n-s of the giver and inhale deeply while the giver pushes out a loving fart. they should then switch roles and perform the […]