Guyitis
when someone tries to hard to be a guy when it should come naturally.
symptoms include overenthusiasm over bacon, bragging about the time you f-cked a fat chick, kitchen/sammich comments, starting off statements with “your not a real guy until….”
guy: bacon! bacon! gotta have me some bacon!
girl: was there some bacon famine recently? why are guys jumping all over this all at once now? you have guyitis so bad you probably jerk off to entourage.
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