gwark


an awsome word meaning “impersonal expression of saying -poke-”

the action of poking someone without any physical contact
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-gwark-
(v.) masturbation with a female’s panties
jimmy, don’t let mom catch you gwarking with grandma’s knickers again.

jimmy don’t gwark with my thongs, you little pervert.
the modern day teenage equivellent to saying “what the f-ck?” without the profanities and the sh-t you’d get into by using such a word in front of the olds. most coomonly used in the early hours of every morning, everyday of the year.
tim: christmas! i hope i’ll get my super slam station today!

tims mum: merry christmas! heres your barbie doll!

tim: gwark?!?!

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