gweedo
typically from new jersey, an italian who commonly uses way too much hair gel and has many h-m-s-xual tendancies, even though they pr-nounce themselves straight. commonly found in clubs and bars surrounded by gross easy chicks
“that fudgepacking gweedo is bout to get a foot up his -ss.”
a misspelling of guido, which is a pejorative term applied to certain italian-american males.
guy 1: joey spagnola? he’s a total gweedo.
guy 2: dude, it’s spelled “guido”.
guy 1: oh.
a wigger that dresses like one of the sopranos.
“who’s that guy in the track-suit with the greasy hair?”
“some f-ckin’ gweedo!”
“someone should tell ’em to lay off the cologne.”
the act of two people putting their b-ttholes together while having s-xual intercourse and droppin a steamy pickle (sh-t) in eachothers bung holes.
i was watching full house all day and bob saget gave me the urge to have a sloppy gweedo session with my girlfriend.
a gweedo/gweedette is a hardcore marijuana smoker from denver, colorado and/or other areas. they are fans of local denver rap group chapter black. they’re often seen wearing orange clothes and bandanas.
robert: “whats goin’ down gweedos?, lets go smoke some marijuana behind the church!”
group of gweedos: “h-ll yeah!”
someone who wears any brands simular to abercrombie and fitch, hollister american eagle and aero postal. gweedoes are often seen with spike tipped hair and ripped jeans.. somtimes even with the all dreadfull popped collar.
normal person: i hate gweedoes
jaco: why? zzzzzzzz
normal person: maybe because the wear broken clothes and make ramps out of the front part of thier hair.
jaco: oo…
a slight mustache that looks horrible but the person who has it is extremely proud of it. it is made of peach fuzz and is just hairy enough to look disgusting.
phil’s gweedo stache made me want to throw up.
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