gweef
a creature that has a very loud roar. the gweef makes a very cute noise when petted that makes all people standing near tingle on the inside. the gweef can calm a nemmy using the meow technique when the nemmy is angered by excessive m-st-rb-t–n. the gweef can make a gweefsicle, but usually ends up melting it. finally, a gweef roar is deafening, and is usually released when the gweef get’s angry.the most commonly used phrase used by a gweef is written below.
i am gweef, hear me roaaarrrrrr!!!!!!!!!
a gweef is a male penile phenomenon that occurs when an inexperienced girl performs felatio incorrectly. this usually occurs on the first time a girl gives a bl-wj-b and takes the name too literally. with the pee pee in her mouth, the girl promptly seals her lips around the males urethra and blows air into it. this might cause some discomfort and “wtf!!”ing. as the dude tries to get the air out, by unspecific maneuvering, he suffers a p-n-s fart. also known as a gweef.
that b-tch blew me so hard i gweefed!!
d-mn bro, does it hurt??
idk, it was other-wordly…and i kinda liked it.
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