gwen stephani
what happens sometimes when the alcohol wears off before you get a girl back to your room. with the lights turned on, and the buzz gone, you realize that anything that might have caught your eye is really just derivative and uninteresting without the special effects and booze, and that really what you’ve got looks more like a skinny little boy than madonna, greta garbo,maryln monroe, or a mildly amusing blow-up doll.
the actual gwen stephani is the snapping noise as your d-ck and scr-t-m shrivels up rapidly into your abdomen. may require hospitalization and/or counseling for recovery.
jimmy thought he was being a smart driver by only having one drink, but when his “date” came out of the bathroom, he almost thought he saw b-lls, but couldn’t clear his head enough to prevent a full-on gwen stephanie from knocking him to the ground.
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